February 2012
first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact
(i'm adding) fourth base: tweeting sexual things at them. (hypothetically, of course)
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aimmyarrowshigh:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
milkthelightning:
living-death:
Daniel...
seblesse:
seblesse:
screaming like a virgin in the living room at one in the morning is a perfectly normal activity idk what you’re talking about.
i just realized how problematic this sentence is without the song title in italics.
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What I think of Valentine's Day... →
hemingyay:
i’m so excited to spend valentine’s day with my one true love
